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google search: on a scale from one to ten how much of a douchebag was kurt cobain?

"naima how do you know this is a fanfiction?"
well kurt cobain reincarnated forms a band called Bleach

these characters: try cocaine and then black tar heroin
me: is this bitch o k ????

"You feel like you're writing 'She'll Come Back as Fire' or 'I Love You So Much it Makes Me Sick?'"
'These were two of the many, pretty good, Kurt Cobain fanfics I had printed one night.'

I'M SCREAMING IS THIS FOR REAL IS THERE AN ENTIRE SUBGENRE OF FANFICTION DEDICATED TO KURT COBAIN

there's. definitely an age difference here but i can't figure it out. 16 and 28 i thi n k?? definitely Not Good Tho

she says her mom's brown but i. does she mean White Person Tanned Brown or Brown Brown

i've never been high in my life but i think this is probably What It Would Feel like. this entire book is so surreal i keep laughing bc i just Can't Believe someone sat down and wrote this

you know shit's about to get Wild when you see that the summary says 'haute fan fiction' and then actual book says 'THIS IS A TRUE STORY'

"One moment. One picture. One glimpse- that's all it takes to make someone think they know the truth."

"Chelsea a laid-back artist-type with a baggie of weed hidden under her paintbrushes. We run into Lamar at a couple more college parties, and soon he and Chelsea are inseparable."
i'm crying this is so Casually Racist like... of Course you would pair the only black guy with the Weed Girl

"What about you- how much do you love me?"
"Enough."
"Hey!"
"You didn't ask, 'Enough for what?'"
"For anything."
"That's better."
-
hmMMM ominous foreshadowing

"It better not take long," I tell him, managing a weak smile. "I'm so hungry, I could slaughter a goat."

who the Fuck says that that is like. the most Suspicious thing to say, ever

ah, yes, the pinnacle of Female Relations. calling someone a 'skanky bitch with no soul'

really wondering why this is so highly praised and compared to abbott- the conversations feel so artificial

"You think this is about you?" I have to laugh again, harsher this time. "You're not.." [...] "The world is bigger than high school," I bite out at last.
She waits.

bITCH DRAG HER JOHN-GREEN-CHARACTER SOUNDING, YOUNG ADULT RANDOM PEARLS OF WISDOM ASS

"Lamar [the only black character] [dressed] as Black Jesus"
yeah O K

hello, Not Like Other Girls girl:
"I don't know what happened- if I was out that one time in elementary school, when everyone learned how to talk about nothing all day and think that it matters, or at least, fake that way- but somehow I never learned the trick. The girls are the worst, acting like empires will rise and fall because someone wore last year's colored denim, or someone else hooked up with a guy "

me: rereads shire's poem about undesirable muslim girls
me: lays down

i'm dying i just got approved to read someone's published fanfiction about kurt cobain.... what kind of surrealism

"I had read in a journal of psychology that an important part of the Lolita Complex was the need to violate innocence."
I'M SCREAMING WHAT KIND OF #SELFAWARE

contemplating making a Stockholm Syndrome shelf just for this book bc she's definitely not still playing him as a game she's just kinda. stuck

*gag*
"You always smell the same underneath." [...] "It's a childish smell. [...] Babies. Milk."
*gag !!! gag!!!*

"I provoked you, knowing what provocation would reveal. You were a scorpion I poked and prodded into stinging me."
nah maybe this Grown Man shouldn't be messing w a school girl??? Maybe??? i'm in disbelief at this book because i can't believe i'm 75% in and shit just hit the fan.

oh ok so we should feel bad for the pedophile because he was molested as a child and continues to further the cycle... i mean, it's awful that that happened to him but... pot kettle black he's literally having sex with a sixteen year old girl- i don't care how mature she is

whenever he calls her baby or smthng i want to fight him like . can we just. hurry up and have the illusion Shatter already

@ this book: let me die already i can tell either he's gonna get hella abusive or he's gonna leave her. they aren't healthy and these rose tinted goggles ain't working for me

pedophile: says he's not a pedophile because she's a Special Case
me: *why the fuck you lying*