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shE fuckin played him so hard.............. what kind of bullshit, lied about the wreath and the competition

tiffany uses the r word and calls pat a buncha offensive ableist Shit

blaming your child for ur worsening domestic situation...... i hate the mom and dad in this book (but the mom is very obviously the victim)

you know what i probably just don't want to listen to a male narrator..........

"turn dad into a grump" that's not being grumpy that's abuse

"I can be a great friend but a terrifying enemy" um ok maybe stay tf away from me tiffany

things this white author shouldn't have used: "dot heads", "negroes", "asian invasions", "fat asses"

he's gonna fkn kill his mom by giving her sleeping meds after she's super drunk

what a big happy family when the dad throws a shit fit over his wife saying they shouldn't spend money on a surround-sound highdef television, and blames their mentally ill son for having to be fed and clothed :)

i Don Like this man's 'indian accent' in this audiobook

"women are hard to figure out sometimes" have u tried... thinking of them as humans?

gross things: dr patel blaming the giants fan for getting assaulted because of his jersey

things i need to talk about in the review: * trivialization of mental illness/'all mentally ill people are violent/bad' (shown w tiffany and pat the main characters) * the constant fkn reference to danny "my black friend" and about how pat shouldn't use the n word ... come on * tiffany is really emotionally manipulative * pat's mental disorder (ptsd?) does not excuse the abuse of his mother

me: reads about a male psychopathic murderer with a penchant for killing women
also me: if i saw this mouth breather within four inches of me or any other woman i would push his teeth through his liver

i wish there was some way to hook up my overdrive to this so i wouldn't get confused w how to mark my progress in audio books

only female relationship in this so far is competition between frau peters and frau brandt.... (found out they're in germany, which doesn't make a lot of sense as to why they're speaking english, but i think this is a translated work)

"naima, you never read anything you enjoy!"
you may be right

things i'm already not a fan of: no other female characters + the main female character has to Prove Herself to super macho going-to-be-love-interest

i'm crying i'm barely into this and i can tell this is either set in france or england bc she refers to a raincoat as an anorak

um? i can't tell the age difference but. this is No Good

eye rolllll
"the youngest was hotter than a boiler explosion"

no..... minions.....
in my book? it's more likely than you think