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If that bitch...

Vincent’s attitude from 69-74 is fucking glorious

Oh that’s awful

IDIOTS. BOTH OF THEM ARE IDIOTS.

With a big reveal happening so far from the end I’m worried this will go the route of Woman in Cabin 10

VIIIIIIIIINDICATION

Ooooookay was that a printing error? Or a clue?

Oh Ho Ho... that’s interesting. Had to go back a few chapters to verify

“Oh no, no. We’re not having another body. Not on my watch.” -Danny

The hero we need

“You brought some psychotic fucker with you from the airport.”

😂😂😂😂😂😂

🎶Anyone you can murder I can murder better🎶

Bet that notification is from either the first victim or the second

Could we... could we really not say for fucks sake in a book?

Elliot in the face of death, still eating, “of course I care, I still have to eat dinner”

Very very wise advice. If you’re going through a tragedy I highly suggest setting alarms and making yourself eat when they go off.

Topher: you got electricity bro?
Danny: obviously fucking not.
Topher: so what are you going to do about it?
Danny: go put a log on the fire, wanker.


I’ve paraphrased but it’s pretty on point.

“You could be Shaun White, mate, you still wouldn’t be going down there.” -Danny


Seriously Danny is making this book 10000000x more perfect

“What about my fucking risotto?“ -Danny

“There’s only one thing I hate more than fucking stealth vegans and that’s wankers“ -Danny

Wow this is an intense beginning

Marcel truly has a way with words 😂

You ever just thing a character is a fucking idiot?

Okay count me shocked at that twist

I’m so over Jules I’d push her off a cliff. What a bitch.

Is Jules supposed to be this unlikeable?

Why do I feel like the exchange between Maurille and Sabine is disingenuous?

“Oh, right. We’ve stolen a Bone Crier.”

Marcel is probably my favorite so far.

What a loving mother 😒

1) Greg sure is in fine form
2) I hope they never stop calling Sparrow “birdname”

Lol we totally know how this is gonna get fixed