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I season our dinners with tears for the carbs we'll never eat.

I have this hope that when she competes someone who worked with her father with recognize it, and her, and have tears in their eyes when judging the contest and say that she looks just like him and they wished she'd come to the con more. I'll cry so hard.

*Opens book in sunlight*
*Immediately squints because the pages ARE SO WHITE*
Guess this is an inside kind of book.

Ignite the stars

KNEW IT.

I'm not proud I guessed that plot point, I'm just saying I knew it.

This is who we are now — terrified and unafraid.

I was not expecting that. Something else, yes. But not that.

Don't be surprised. It's insulting to both of us. I'm not one of those brave people who suffer in silence. When I'm miserable, everybody knows it. I make sure of that.

They get rewarded for not shitting their pants. It's best that you just accept this now. It'll make things easier.

Maya for the Savagery Award.

Get this man a cross so he can be crucified!

My nipples 😂😂😂😂😂

OMG I DIDN'T HAVE TIME FOR THE TIRAMISU

I love this kid

I'm using Kenji's "you're not an ape. Don't just throw your shit everywhere." In my daily life. All day. Everyday.

"You have as much charisma as the rotting innards of unidentified roadkill."

I laughed out loud so hard I ruptured my spleen.

"Braid my bones together"

WHAT THE CREEPY SNACKS

In my quest to read 20 books this month I've read... 5. Little behind. I'm struggling with one series that I love and I think that's the hold up here.

But in an effort to move forward, and because it's well timed, I'm going to read the history of Westeros. I'm all about those Targaryen's y'all.

I'm making a goal to read 20 books this month. I've never tried that before and I really want to challenge myself. Wish me luck!

Aren 1, Jovita 0.

EM'S SASS FOR THE WIN