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“Diego released a heavy sigh.
“Come on Diego. It's not so bad.” Tory nudged his foot with the toe of her shoe…
“You can't let them grind you down.”
“Yeah, I guess,” he sighed.
“I think I'm gonna skip this class.” He looked up, stuffing his hands into his pockets. “You guys are so strong, I don't know how you put up with them.”

Why do I see myself in Diego and my work is the guys? Help

“I tipped it into my mouth and was delighted by the delicious taste, swallowing a small mouthful before stopping. I didn't want to risk the chance that I'd gotten the recipe wrong and was about to accidentally poison myself.”

Am I the only one who kept getting flashbacks to the Harry Potter scene where Hermione got cat hair for that potion? 😅

“Because I know that taking their fear from them makes them happier.”

“It wasn’t the fear he enjoyed; it was the sense of peace and calm he left them with as he removed it. He only claimed to like the fear itself as a way to seem more intimidating and cover up the fact that he preferred using his power on softer emotions...”

Why do you have to make me question my hate for him?

“Your daily horoscope is waiting for you Tori”

"You're impossible"
"We're a matching pair"

I need this kind of friendship in my life

"I'm an insatiable sap, a greedy romantic, and I will never get enough..."

"What is your preferred method of murdering guests then?"
"Sexual tension (I want to say)"

"Reading is sexy, my friends. Very, very sexy."

"Did I highlight anything that isn't perverted? No. No, I did not"

"You're reading the book," I blurt out. He looks up, his face breaking into a smile when he sees me. "Of course I'm reading the book. I'm already on chapter eight." "You didn't need to read the book," I mumble. "You told me to read the book," he says as he stands. He's got a smirk on his face and he points at me as he says it."

"Is there anything sexier than a man absorbed in a book?"

"We're the first Friday group—romance novels. The shop hosts book clubs all the time, with different genres meeting on different weeks, different days. It's open to everyone—the store posts a schedule of what each group is reading so anyone can join in anytime."

Where do I sign up?

"I could always move to Hawaii and be a waitress. I've got loads of experience from college. I'd find an outdoor ocean-front restaurant to work at and I'd make more than I do now, plus I'd get to enjoy a million-dollar view and fresh ocean air. Fine, I may have fantasized about this a time or two and done the odd hour or three of research."

love a backup plan

"I need a refund on this day and it's not even nine AM."

"This guy is like four levels of hotter than I'm used to dealing with."

I AM SO GIDDY

Dude it's the assistant

ok this is getting tiring

This could be adapted into a movie so easily

"I'm going crazy"
"No, you're going stupid"

LMAO

The dad is pissing me off

"Life is pretty boring if you don’t have dreams, but you can’t get so lost in the hoping and dreaming that you completely miss what’s right in front of you,”

“What kind of a new friend would I be if I was completely honest? When we’re old friends, then I can bust out the truth bombs."

"You just need to find out how you want to tell your story. How you want to live your own life and do what makes you happy without worrying about what other people will think of you.”

"Have you spent your entire life making everyone around you happy, and you realized in all that time, you forgot about making yourself happy?"

"Who knew there were so many words to describe female body parts? And why do they have to be so… wet? That sounds like a medical condition the poor character should get checked out."

💀💀💀

“Hi! This is the podcast of a woman who used to be a kindergarten teacher and got fired because of budget cuts, and now she got hired at a place where she sits around listening to people read dirty books all day..."

This is all you need to know to pick this up

"Nothing bad ever happens when a woman is contemplating her entire existence and where she went wrong, home alone with a brand new box of wine chilling in her fridge and a dirty romance novel"

LMAO

“A romance novel,” she says with a shrug as she knocks lightly on the window. Romances? I love romances! I have two bookshelves in my living room filled to the brim with romance novels."

"I wondered what my life would be like right now if I’d thought more about what made me happy when I planned out my future."