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The chapter name sounds very ominous. Wonder what's gonna happen now.

It's ok Percy, you guys are supposed to have a plan remember?

“Right,” she said. “We’re entering the Land of the Dead, and I shouldn’t think negative.” XD

So much is going on it's unreal. I'm glad they saved the zoo animals, it was messed up what was going on with them. Who is going to betray Percy? Is it Grover? Cause that'd be all kinds of messed up. The Lotus Casino was freaky creepy. Also, I really want Percy to meet his dad already.

I knew it was a gorgon but for some reason I didn't think it was Medusa, forgot her sisters were killed and all that. My bad. But the whole Grover talking to animals thing and them getting advice from a poodle, that was an unexpected joy.

So Mare, how's it feel to be used? Also, you are in way over your head sweetie. If you do this and Cal finds out... Well, I don't think he'll like you too much after. Oh and there's that whole risk of death? btw you just caused another riot. bahh.

Is that a love triangle I sense? Dunno why but the way she's holding Maven's hand is setting off my spidey senses.

I want Annabeth's invisibility cap. I needs it for its convenience alone. Way easier to carry around than a cloak, super discreet looking too. Invisibility cap ftw.

dun dun dun! Percy Jackson, Poseidon is your father (maury voice)

Is Percy's dad Poseidon? Is it? Is it? So as hard as I thought it would be to relate to a 12 year old boy, I'm finding Percy fairly relatable. He's kind of weird, a bit of a loner, all things I exhibit as a person. So go on Percy, you have me curious.

Gotta get past my weirdly hurt feelings in regards to a ship I honestly should've seen coming. -sings- Tonight is the night when we rise as red as the dawn... Supposedly.

“You want to gargle with toilet water again , Clarisse? Close your mouth.” I think I might be starting to like you Percy. You're not half bad.

Thank you, oh childhood I spent obsessed with Greek mythology, I knew who Mr. D was before Percy did. Bwahaha.

scratch that...He's the goat boy. I mean satyr. Go figure.

So Grover is a centaur? That's cool except his name keeps reminding me of Sesame Street. You know that little blue guy who was sometimes super Grover? That guy. I've honestly never met another Grover before.

Confession time: this is my first time reading the Percy Jackson series and yes he is a super funny guy but I'm just not into yet.

Eeeeee! I finished the book and it was glorious!

I shouldn't have asked. This is a freaky kind of gross.

Well...what is it?

So are the things in the tubes nephilim?

Why she gotta lure mister albino into the bathroom for? Curious.

Slinky dress? check. Strappy heels? check. hiding an angel in the back seat? priceless.

Angels are damned if they take human wives? well there goes my ship...

Uh-oh Penryn, you just walked right into a trap. Let's hope these guys aren't cannibals.

can't say the same for Penryn but I kinda like the angel.

Warning: I'm going into this series knowing absolutely nothing about it. I literally just know that there are angels and that this may be the apocalypse. Now for my first question, what's with the rotten eggs?

Am I the only one not happy about her kissing Cal? I just really don't ship it.

She's bleeding and she's bleeding red. I can't. I can't go on right now. I need a break.

First I want to talk about that plot twist. Maven is in the Scarlet Guard!? Holy Shit. Now for my thoughts. Stay away from Cal, Mare you better not be falling in love with him. Also, Kilorn, I think you're a dick. Evangeline is still a bitch and needs to stop wanting to hurt my baby Mare.

Holy shit, so that's how she does it...