Shannon > Recent Status Updates

So is it Shane face-down on the hood or Michael? I hate continuity issues.

All right," he said. "A contest. Computer versus abacus." o_O Lol, I'm seeing his appeal already.

Oh, my god!!! Vampire Diaries finale was INSANE!!!

I seem to be having the same problem with this one that I had with the last book-I'm not emotionally connected and it's hard to stay focused

I swear if anyone spoils anything about the new Sookie in their status updates I will reach through the internets and strangle them!!!

The middle has slowed down a bit. Maybe because I don't care about erectile dysfunction? Learning about vaginas is just more fun, I think.

No more emp discount means I have to use coupons. 40% off 1 item at Borders!

So I wonder how many women went and measured how far their clitoris was from their urethra after reading that last chapter. Lol

It's cool that everyone is enjoying Lover Mine, but don't post spoilers to your update feed!

I've been having some bad luck picking books lately so I think I'm just going to give in and get caught up with the Brothers.

At this point I'm siding with the "evil" fae prince over Barrons, at least he hasn't bruised her or yanked her up by her hair

God, she's positively vapid. She cares too much about make-up, hair, and clothes. Remember, your sister is dead? Priorities, dear.

Down south, people have manners. Down south, store-bought food is an insult, down south blah blah blah" You're not down south so shut up!

If you can't give me a 'Tell me, teach me everything, I want to live,' then get the bloody hell out of here!" Yes, EXACTLY!

Mac doesn't like paranormal books or the X-Files? And she's antagonizing the one person that could help her? I'm not sure I like this girl.

Time-travel? Ha, give me creature comforts over a hulking highlander with the manners of a caveman any day." Har har, good one Moning.

Now of course we need the villain to deliver a drawn-out monologue to give Toby the chance to save the day...

Didn't you say earlier that the catwalk looked like something a dumb blonde would use in a horror movie? Sigh ... come on Toby ...

Ding ding ding! You finally figured it out Toby! Good for you! ::sarcasm::

Bleh. Well I called that one almost 200 pages ago.

Ok the villain is so obvious it's painful and Toby better figure things out! I actually hope I'm wrong because I still have 227 pages to go

I think I know what's going on with Alex and Terrie - I just don't know what they are!