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'The current surges, slamming him into the killingly hard rocks.'

That's an odd way to describe that. We already know that he's going to die.

I feel like it's trying to hard with all these witty quips. It's becoming painful to read.

'The tale that followed was wild and improbable - about a boy wizard who lived in a cupboard...'
Nice to know Harry Potter exists far in the future in a decimated world.