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Call me old-fashioned, but I did read it in Glamour that one’s shots should be always longer than one’s vagina

Note to self: I shouldn’t relate that much to a 50+yo widow with two kids

What the actual fuck? What do you mean she died?

Too many references to entrances with a very wrong meaning

Was that horrific death scene really necessary?

Drinking the whole pot of tea just to be able to drag her across the table and fuck?

Just when I thought it was heading in a good direction? They started mating like bunnies

It’s all good until the get to the actual sex stuff. Too descriptive, even though I like it in other instances, seems too weird for me, too cringe

This one seems to be much funnier than the first one

Books seem to have similar motif of men having no intention of marrying their true love

Wtf does Anna Wintour is doing there? She’s suppose to be Miranda…

And it was a fucking homecoming arrangements. Get a fucking life.