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Girls were scared a man would come out of somewhere and put his teapot in them like they was married.

Not much time to read this week with the upcoming holidays but I'm loving this so far (again).

This has been an unexpected journey thus far.

I'm about at the half way point and enjoying it more than I thought I would. I love it when books exceed your expectations like this.

Chigurh shot him in the face. Everything that Wells had ever known or thought or loved drained slowly down the wall behind him. His mother's face, his First Communion, women he had known....He lay half headless on the bed with his arms outflung, most of his right hand missing.

Oh Llewelyn, why did you go BACK to the crime scene? You should have hid the money and not told anyone especially your wife. You could have gotten away with it - maybe. But now you have Chirgurh on your ass...

The man walked as if he had a ten-year-old tampon stuffed up his ass that was starting to give him toxic shock syndrome.

She's a charming middle-aged lady with a face like a bucket of mud and if she has washed her hair since Coolidge's second term, I'll eat my spare tire, rim and all.

A+++

Putting this aside for now, made mistake of reading two horror short story books at same time and I'm getting burned out :/

Funeral's funeral was the last funeral in history. Funeral's funeral was funeral's final manifestation of itself.