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Cannot stay any longer

Xa-Tul

Lustful little man

'You give us what we want in a week, or we take it by force.'

"I'll go for that small polly if you'll suck to your lebbensquatsch."

Heartbeat

Knowledge vs War

Mistaken for a boy

Threats

Job's Mask

"For the Clearer of the Air from on high has spoken in tumbuldum tambaldam to his tembledim tombaldoom worrlid and, moguphonoised by that phonemanon, the unhappitents of the earth have terrerumbled from fimament unto fundament and from tweedledeedumms down to twiddledeedees"

Plutonium

The cellar

When the Doves Cry

Exile

"Yasha Yash ate sassage and mash. So he found he bash, poor Yasha Yash. And you wonna make one of our micknick party. No honaryhuest on our sposhialiste. For poor Glugger was dazed and late in his crave, ay he, laid in his grave."

Zombie girl

Not feeling very welcome

Low Five

Decay and anarchy

Beans

The biggest zombie

Letters North

Ninja Princess

Onward to Kansas

Snow

Vow of silence

Detained

Tears of a clown

Mix tape