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So many health problems . . . I feel bad for the poor guy!

Sunday School

Nano-evolution

Risking death to meet quota

Demolition and renovation

Wow! This may be the farthest into a Koontz book I have made it before seeing a reference to a Golden Retriever!

"this was surely as far from the Garden of Eden as a human could fall."

Folding

Head in a tree

Expectations fulfilled

Psychic spoor

No good options, lots of frustration

Young bandits

Pumas

Lepold

An awful family

"With our best youlldied greedings to Pep and Memmy and the old folkers below and beyant, wishing them all very merry Incarnations in this land of the livvey and plenty of preprosperousness through their coming new yonks"

Second chance

Eucalyptus

Digitizer

Jigsaw and Fred

Doll house

In the words of the classic power ballad, "It's All Coming Back to Me Now"

Foresight

The laundry incident

"And anon and aldays, strues yerthere, would he wile arecreating em om lumerous ways, caiuscounting in the scale of pin puff pive piff, piff puff pive poo, poo puff pive pree, pree puff pive pfoor, pfoor puff pive pippive, poopive, Niall Dhu, Foughty Unn, Enoch Thortig, endso one, like to pitch of your cap, pac, on to tin tall spillicans."

Fraud

Mrs. Tom Thumb

Forgotten relationship troubles

Hand full of nails