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“be exceedingly careful”

this man hears that from a FELLOW PRIEST and then sneaks across the parking lot to fuck her again LMFAOOOO

“Didn’t your aunt ever tell you not to listen at doors, Miss Spindle?”

omg why did this remind me so much of malfoy telling harry this line

“Didn’t mummy ever tell you it’s rude to eavesdrop Potter”

GAG HIM JESPYR

“Best stick to the old ways.”
“Which are?”
“Pressing a bloody ear to the door, I should think”
LMFAO i love the nightmare

“my clueless little companion” the nightmare IS the found family

11 days 25 books watch me

i love how he calls her “child” the nightmare is like a comforting protective parent figure in my opinion, like yeah he’s a monster but 🥰

am i the only one who thinks romance doesn’t hit as hard unless it’s fantasy?

hey you know what you call that? A MAN A MAN A MA-A-A-AN

soo la voo or whatever

THE WHITE PUFFBALL HAT OMG

well i guess i know who would be into knife play *side eye

i called it I CALLED IT!

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR SHUT THE FUCK UP OMG AM I RIGHT?! AM I RIGHT?!

IN FRONT OF THE CASSEROLE?!!

She’s literally an AIRHEAD

oh HELLL noo

pick me ass gretchen

omfg he lied

maybe he’s just a vampire LMAO

he had it coming

INDIAN FOOD!!!!!

i don’t like sydney cuz who doesn’t like mint chocolate chip ice cream

the emphasis on flower omg

this man I think he’s put hidden cameras or he’s gone through her underwear but i don’t think he killed anyone

“and now just me” HOLY SHIT