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6 pages in and somebody drop kick kevin’s face

“And that not trying at all was a different sort of drowning”

WTF IS GOING ON?!!!&&&:& THAT ESCALATED SO QUICKLY?!!!! who would ever say that to anyone out loud much less to a priest?!!!

the last few pages are giving me a whiplash…everything is happening so fast

“Don’t run from me, I said. I can’t call to you. Please don’t run from me.”

oh it’s the heartbreaking line💔 imagining him signing that is just 🙁

i’m sorry but i just can’t with the way they’re texting. “ Ilu “ like wtf is that just text “ily”

Travis is irredeemable, idk how mia redeemed him and then wrote another book centered on him

“Archer had this way of doing things that were so sexy and supremely male” lord help me supremely male?!

she is obsessed with archer’s ass omg literally

Another drinking game where you take a shot every time this author talks about the “scent of maleness”

that one booktok girl that said you can tell when it’s a middle aged women writing the romance book when they always put the FMC in a black wrap dress on dates 💀💀💀

literally history repeating itself with the hale brothers and one girl except this time I hope the girl choses the right hale male

I need to read 27 books this month to meet my reading goal for the year 💀💀 my summer/fall reading slump destroyed me

Take a shot every time this author uses the word “austerity” “austere” esp when it comes to describing ravyn

“rugby shaped head” LIZZIE PLS LMAO

“There are many different kinds of cages”

“That’s twice you’ve handed me my ass and run off” I SAY HE’S IN LOVE

dare i say SOULMATES 😏😏🤭

it’s 4 am and i’m CRYING WITH LAUGHTER LMFAOOO

Gibsie LMFAO

“When they were chasing girls, I was chasing gains” TROLOLOLOL

Why does he keep calling the mother of the girl he likes a human incubator 😭😭 I don’t understand did i miss a joke

oh this is getting good i want to keep reading

Finally reading this