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the main character is stupid as hell

Divorce babes divorce

“I’m going to make sure she’s happy and well-adjusted, even if it kills me.”

Famous last words

everybody in this story is testing my patience

this man had so many red flags and she just blind as f*ck and blew past all of them to marry him and have a baby MY GAWD

at this point i’m already ready to fight this b*tch, i don’t know how the fmc is controlling herself

Currently reading 6 books and 18 books behind schedule , and we’re barely halfway through the year….oh brother

crossing my fingers for at least a 4 star read

Not bad so far, it’s keeping my attention

“I may be the thief, but I’m regularly robbed of rest.”

A little cringe

is there anyone else who hasn’t read this yet and wants to lol

“Perhaps it’s what attracted me to him. The danger of it all.”

And the audience is confused?
You’re attracted to the danger of him being a serial killer of women?
*side eye

this man just said the most diabolical thing ever

“Charlotte, I want every night with Grace, but with you, one night was enough.”

JAW DROPPED

Y’all here is an actual line from this book
(context, the male character here is talking about what he has been doing to try & win his ex girlfriend back)

“I’ve been reading a lot of them Colleen Hoover romance books…”

#FREEMEFROMTHISBOOK

SKIMS being mentioned as a nice underwear brand 💀

awwww mango the dog

the main character dumb as hell because why would that even be your first text

A MINOR?!!!! SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE NOW!

theories theories