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what the fuck

i never thought a vampire taking a werewolf’s blood could be hot…… but here we are

holy carp 😍 i wish werewolves were real 🤤🤤🤤

oh he wants her BAD thank god hes hot

holy fuck

omg that poor kid how the fluff did this get turned into a movie

im just gonna skip thr music essays they’re making me mad

right after the first kill it showd u get an essay on some band ??? like i get its supposed to show hes thinking of mundane and totally normal things right after killing someone but like whatever

calling the dog by its name and THEN doing that oh ellis ur an evil sick man

sosososo boring. i get completely why every word is chosen and why all of it is necessary because its an exact reflection of his mind but its soooo boring. he hasnt even kill anyone yet he just blurts into random convos “i wonder if i should take her to her place and gut her and blahblqhblah” and calls girls cunts like i get it blud lets pick up the axe and get to it

look yall He answered my prayers recently i gotta do some catching up. reading it on the bible app so i have no flipping idea what page im on

this books kinda good when hes not saying every brand of every thing ever

i just realized i dont know what happened to dumbledores hand they better explain that

so what ive learned so far from this series is JK ROWLING IS EVIL

okay why was THAT what almost made me cry that was so sweet

NO FLIPPING WAY

so the datda spot HAS always been cursed dang i hope that means snape get thrown out i hate that backstabbing bitch i knew he was a death eater

i knew this was coming but really…??? harry said it himself he has such a brotherly relationship with her why does he like her…

so proud of harry on his O.W.L.s who cares if ur not gonna be an auror ur harry potter your plot armor will find you a way

“i see red” was almost more corny that the galaxy leggings in love on the brain. ali hazelwood ilysm but pls stop

once again ali hazelwood desperately tries to be relatable and makes me cringe very hard, and once again i love it

I HATE THIS FAT CUNT SHUT UP U FUGLY BITCH I HOPE U DIE KILL YOURSELF UR SO FAT AND UGLY AND BIGBACKED UGUGHHGUGGHHHH

im always like UGHHH JUST PUNCH HIM ALREADY while reading and im so glad jk rowling always answers my prayers 💝

FINALLLYYY been rooting for ron x hermione since day one

mrs umbridge can smd i fuckinh hate this fat bitch