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An interesting idea carried out in the most drudging way possible.

What?! The South acting like spoiled, idiot children?! Who'd have thought?!

Confuses anecdote for evidence.

Imagine that you've been roofied by a mall Santa who has tied you up and is forcing you to watch his musical one-man drag show combining the works of Lewis Carroll and The HMS PInafore. This is the experience of reading a Haruki Murakami novel.

"History is things that happened." Yeah, fuck you too.

imagines his own ignorance mainstream scholarship on ERE to be proof of absence. ERE held back savage tide of islam (until it stopped) and deviltries like literacy, medicine and counting past 21. since author is ignorant of those, undoubtedly believes they don't exist.

Richard Adams loves animals but he viciously hates people.

Simon Winchester considers pumice to be malevolent. Simon Winchester considers all sources that are not Simon Winchester to be laughable. Simon Winchester can't remember the difference between Latin and Greek. Simon Winchester has opinions on Islam, lots of them. Simon Winchester has never written a book about a volcano.