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Screaming crying dès le matin 😭

I am SO unbelievably ANGRY
The absolute RAGE feeling me whenever Mamma, Toril, Sigrid or Absalom are mentioned??

Am i doing well? No. Will I think about this all afternoon at work? Yes.

Oh no... The big sauce is coming ;; I didn't sign up for this
Also brb, goin to Norway real quick, I have to brutally murder a few assholes :)

This is si dramatic???

The anxiety this book is giving me?? Like, I KNOW you're making me love them to take them away from me?? Stop it?? Because this is too good for me to put down.

Mamma hate account

This is gonna break me isn't it :)

Someone better murder Absalom BRUTALLY AND PAINFULLY

The atmosphere is SO GOOD, but I almost regret reading now and not in November

Off to a very strong start

Are we supposed to be surprised by this? Shocked? God, these characters are stupid

How can there be so little emotion in such a book 😬

Well, this is a little bit boring

I'm absolutely literally SHAKING because this is a MASTERPIECE
The change of pace was extremely smoothly done

This is absolutely wonderful, so gripping, creative and just hypnotising !!!
I don't want it to end but I need answers to all these mysteries!!
End of the last part was scary ;;

Reading thr first page I really thought I wouldn't like it. My brain was trying to picture a coherent architecture, but this can't work here. Once I just accepted to drift with the writing, it became absolutely mesmerizing. It's so hard to stop?? I don't want to go to work, I want to read this book??

I'm devastated
His father calling him 'Jimmy'? Screaming, crying

Oh Tom, Shut up

The end of this chapter was exactly the feeling of a hot storm rain at the end of the sumer

I'm obsessed with nick and jordan

EXCUSE ME THIS IS SO GOOD??
I remember being lowkey bored when i read for the first time, HOW
It's so well written, the characterization is great, i hate Tom already
Once again so thankful for the chosen and the beautiful

Me? Re-reading a book? Who am I?
(here because of the chosen and the beautiful)

Don't want this to end because the characters are so fun and sweet but also the book is getting too long for me :V

not me fully projecting my kent experience on this and loving it for the sake of waitrose, m&s, faversham and others :^)

I wasn't in the mood for a cosy murder mystery, but it's good so i'll forgive it

Penelope Wilton is my Joyce.

Not me getting emotional af because I miss Kent so much 🥲
Also don't disrespect Whitstable like that??

And she can also write poetry??