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Holy cow, I did not expect this!

I hope that Sam's not an Axe Muderer.

Night Of The Demons is such an underrated classic! How dare Moira ruin the classic dance scene! 💀 In nomine patri et filii et spiriti sanctum.

"I've always wanted Trever Ames to die in a dumpster fire, like the white trash piece of s*** that he is."

"It was like cottage-core utopia, you know?"

Jacklyn's heart was going fast enough to make it back to Earth, tomorrow.

This is great! I need to rewatch the movie.
Richard Ginelli is a great character!

Uh-oh, Vera met Jay, and clearly, she's smitten, and he seems to be as well. Better look out for Nancy!

I'm loving this! The stories are all pretty short so far, but they are twisted!

Wow, I love this book! I always love Silvia, but I feel as if I'm being transported to the 50s in Holywood as I read. The vibe is captured so well. I only wish I had more time to read this!