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Ms. Smartarse
Ms. Smartarse is on page 324 of 406 of Für immer, oder was?: (K)ein Liebes-Roman
"I'm a bit out of practice when it comes to certain things."
"Are you talking about what I think you're talking about?"
"Hmmmm," Laura rolled her eyes. "It's been quite a while. Like they say: I tend to have fairytale-like sex - once upon a time."


Such a prude
Sep 11, 2022 08:26AM Add a comment
Für immer, oder was?: (K)ein Liebes-Roman

Ms. Smartarse
Ms. Smartarse is on page 207 of 406 of Für immer, oder was?: (K)ein Liebes-Roman
When you can't fib, but do it anyway...

"You're way off the mark," cleared Laura with a steady voice. "Skipper is still a very good friend, but I've married another man. His name is Daniel. Incidentally, he also works as a vet. That is to say, he's currently retraining. But he's actually already one. A vet, I mean. Sort of."

head-desk
Sep 08, 2022 12:36AM Add a comment
Für immer, oder was?: (K)ein Liebes-Roman

Ms. Smartarse
Ms. Smartarse is on page 11 of 296 of La ragazza che cancellava i ricordi
With my Italian being elementary at best, this should be interesting. Or, ya know, just plain masochistic? 😅
For those wondering: I chose it for the title and the cover design.
Sep 02, 2022 01:32AM Add a comment
La ragazza che cancellava i ricordi

Ms. Smartarse
Ms. Smartarse is on page 90 of 406 of Für immer, oder was?: (K)ein Liebes-Roman
How to bait cringe your ex...es:
"Hi, it's me Laura. Remember me? ❤️🙂 You won't believe it, but I've found something really personal of yours during my last cleaning spree. Coincidentally, I'll be coming around these days, so I figured I might as well bring it to you."

Cringey
Sep 02, 2022 12:34AM Add a comment
Für immer, oder was?: (K)ein Liebes-Roman

Ms. Smartarse
Ms. Smartarse is on page 160 of 224 of The Friar's Lantern (The Friar's Lantern, #1)
Scenarios 5, 6, 7, 8 - end up the same way as 1 or 2, except for the falling out with Eve - ***
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The Friar's Lantern (The Friar's Lantern, #1)

Ms. Smartarse
Ms. Smartarse is on page 120 of 224 of The Friar's Lantern (The Friar's Lantern, #1)
Scenario 3 & 4 - same as 1 & 2, but with different verdict - ***
Aug 26, 2022 12:42AM Add a comment
The Friar's Lantern (The Friar's Lantern, #1)

Ms. Smartarse
Ms. Smartarse is on page 75 of 224 of The Friar's Lantern (The Friar's Lantern, #1)
Scenario #1 "option B without question" - ***
Scenario #2 "option B until last second, change of heart" - 3.1* (for slight unexpected result)
Aug 25, 2022 10:53AM Add a comment
The Friar's Lantern (The Friar's Lantern, #1)

Ms. Smartarse
Ms. Smartarse is on page 77 of 112 of Kennense noch Blümchenkaffee?
Hearing aids and orthopedic shoes are still mocked, but glasses have become fancy. Some people even write their name on the frames, so they don't mix them up at the gym. Such as my ear specials, Dr. Speichel. His first name is actually Ray Ban.

Ray Ban sunglasses
Aug 06, 2022 01:23PM Add a comment
Kennense noch Blümchenkaffee?

Ms. Smartarse
Ms. Smartarse is on page 31 of 112 of Kennense noch Blümchenkaffee?
"I've recently been to a funeral where the morticians were in such a hurry, that they would just throw each other the wreaths from the car, to make everything go faster. Very impious, and I thought to myself, Renate you'd better move to the side, lest you mistakenly catch one of those things, and then find that you're the next one to be buried."

throw flowers
Aug 04, 2022 02:04AM Add a comment
Kennense noch Blümchenkaffee?

Ms. Smartarse
Ms. Smartarse is on page 225 of 288 of A Murder Is Announced (Miss Marple, #4)
People with a grudge against the world are always dangerous. They seem to think life owes them something.
Aug 01, 2022 04:42AM Add a comment
A Murder Is Announced (Miss Marple, #4)

Ms. Smartarse
Ms. Smartarse is on page 102 of 288 of A Murder Is Announced (Miss Marple, #4)
In a town nobody expected to know his neighbour. In the country now nobody knew his neighbour either, though possibly he still thought he did...

who are you again?
Jul 30, 2022 06:32AM Add a comment
A Murder Is Announced (Miss Marple, #4)

Ms. Smartarse
Ms. Smartarse is on page 345 of 350 of Summer, Fireworks, and My Corpse
Black Fairy Tale - **** 3/4
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Summer, Fireworks, and My Corpse

Ms. Smartarse
Ms. Smartarse is on page 280 of 350 of Summer, Fireworks, and My Corpse
At first I hated myself for being worthless. But not anymore.
Even if my memory does return, I never want to forget who I am now. I want to always remember how I'm frightened and hurt by the littlest things.
I love who I am now. And I want you to accept me too.
Jul 28, 2022 12:52AM Add a comment
Summer, Fireworks, and My Corpse

Ms. Smartarse
Ms. Smartarse is on page 80 of 350 of Summer, Fireworks, and My Corpse
Summer, Fireworks, and My Corpse - ****
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Summer, Fireworks, and My Corpse

Ms. Smartarse
Ms. Smartarse is 59% done with heimelig: Warum Nelly aus dem Altersheim spazierte und nie mehr wiederkam (German Edition)
We shouldn't postpone things. We should be living in the present.
We should reconcile with one another. Actually, we should've done so yesterday. Or even the day before yesterday.


Living the moment
Jul 23, 2022 03:39AM Add a comment
heimelig: Warum Nelly aus dem Altersheim spazierte und nie mehr wiederkam (German Edition)

Ms. Smartarse
Ms. Smartarse is 19% done with heimelig: Warum Nelly aus dem Altersheim spazierte und nie mehr wiederkam (German Edition)
I go over my day and find that the effort was worth it. Admittedly, I stumbled a bit at the beginning, but then I found a guardian angel and we spent a lovely few hours together.

smiling old lady at a coffee shop
Jul 22, 2022 03:44AM Add a comment
heimelig: Warum Nelly aus dem Altersheim spazierte und nie mehr wiederkam (German Edition)

Ms. Smartarse
Ms. Smartarse is on page 59 of 128 of Wanted, A Gentleman
"I don't want your pity," Martin said, almost a snarl.
"You won't get it," Theo said. "I reserve sentiments of pity entirely for myself."

I'm not sharing
Jul 20, 2022 11:07PM Add a comment
Wanted, A Gentleman

Ms. Smartarse
Ms. Smartarse is on page 154 of 272 of The Case Against Reality: Why Evolution Hid the Truth from Our Eyes
...we do not have true or ideal perceptions. Instead, we inherit a satisfactory interface with a limited variety of formats - smells, tastes, colors, shapes, sounds, touches and emotions. Our interface evolved to be fast, cheap, and just newsy enough about fitness to enable us to raise our offspring and pass on our genes.

eating
Jul 11, 2022 11:27AM Add a comment
The Case Against Reality: Why Evolution Hid the Truth from Our Eyes

Ms. Smartarse
Ms. Smartarse is on page 74 of 272 of The Case Against Reality: Why Evolution Hid the Truth from Our Eyes
Truth goes extinct because it hunts reality rather than fitness, like a chess player who hunts rooks rather than the king.
Jul 09, 2022 02:27PM Add a comment
The Case Against Reality: Why Evolution Hid the Truth from Our Eyes

Ms. Smartarse
Ms. Smartarse is on page 21 of 272 of The Case Against Reality: Why Evolution Hid the Truth from Our Eyes
What kinds of creatures are we that out beliefs, desires, personalities, and perhaps the destinies of our souls can be split with a scalpel?

in two minds
Jul 09, 2022 10:30AM Add a comment
The Case Against Reality: Why Evolution Hid the Truth from Our Eyes

Ms. Smartarse
Ms. Smartarse is on page 212 of 336 of Sourcery (Discworld, #5)
"Doom, darkness and destruction bear down on us. The Apocralypse is nigh."
"Death walks abroad," added Nijel helpfully.
"What?" snapped Rincewind, angry at being interrupted.
"I said, Death walks abroad," said Nijel.
"Abroad I don't mind," said Rincewind. "They're all foreigners. It's Death walking around here I'm not looking forward to."

not my problem
Jun 28, 2022 02:27AM Add a comment
Sourcery (Discworld, #5)

Ms. Smartarse
Ms. Smartarse is on page 37 of 336 of Sourcery (Discworld, #5)
[Rincewind] objected to the fact that you had to be good at magic to be a wizard. He knew he was a wizard, deep in his head. Being good at magic didn't have anything to do with it. That was just extra, it didn't actually define somebody.

huh!
Jun 26, 2022 11:22AM 7 comments
Sourcery (Discworld, #5)

Ms. Smartarse
Ms. Smartarse is on page 29 of 499 of Elisa Hemmiltons Kofferkrimi
I sometimes wish I could start with the words 'It was a day like any other'. Because it sounds so good. But honestly, no day is ever like another. And perhaps it's better this way.

opening and closing mouth in thought
Jun 09, 2022 11:11AM 2 comments
Elisa Hemmiltons Kofferkrimi

Ms. Smartarse
Ms. Smartarse is on page 148 of 256 of Das bisschen Hüfte, meine Güte: Die Online-Omi muss in Reha (Die Online-Omi, #2)
I met up with Gertrude after my doctor's appointment, and as we came home around 11, Kirsten called from the kitchen that she had made Catspacho. Gertrude looked at me scared, and even I was too shocked to say anything. It wasn't until we saw the cat safely saunter from the room, that we dared to breathe again.

Gazpacho police
Jun 03, 2022 07:14AM Add a comment
Das bisschen Hüfte, meine Güte: Die Online-Omi muss in Reha (Die Online-Omi, #2)

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