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THE LIBRARY APP STOLE THE BOOK BACK AND ITS A 5 WEEK WAIT ON HOLD 😭😭😭
#lesbophobia

AHHH im blushinggggggg
Shiiiiit she’s got me kicking my toes and giggling I love this omg

See I know the TikTok BookTok girlies love her, but V.E. Schwab, mark my words, this is your one and only chance to impress me. There’s supposed to be lesbians and horror, don’t mess this up for me istg

Finally got my hands on the paperback YAY!
but am now reading essays on AI from 2021 in 2025 BOOOO 😭

unexpectedly LOVE, this is fascinating!!!

me and this book are having a love affair

Never buying anything from Ikea again Jesus

I hate being in my self help era

Not to brag but by doing this module pre reading I am now:
- far more knowledgeable on the exact rates of anal, vaginal and oral sex going on
- £15 up in Costa vouchers from winning the class quiz every week

Apparently researchers have no idea why the female orgasm exists but the main theory is the ‘blow-suck’ mechanism of sperm 😀

“I don’t project cunt, but exhausted cunt I can offer, vocally, when required.”

My personal log to keep track when assigned readings are out of order 😭

Read - chp 1
To read - chp 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15

be scared Jo, I’m getting PAID to read this one 🤭

Oh IMAGINE being me.
To be in a trench coat, looking mysterious on a train, and reading Bell Hooks.

For a lesbian Miriam Margolyes has really enjoyed sucking a lot of men off 😭

Bell Hooks slating the parenting in Home Alone was not what I was expecting but slay I guess?

“It ain’t the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean”
WILL be stealing 💀💀💀