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sally jackson is the motherest of all mothers

guess who’s back on their bs 😁😁

EDDIE JUST LEAVE I PROMIE YOU NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU THAT MUCH 😭

is it just me that finds it incredibly strange that people diehard ship billy and daisy together… also i need to know their age gap

karen and graham currently carrying

billy's such an ugly name

i like watching these two forty year old men fail at basic flirting it’s fun for me

this is too good it’s hitting every single thing i’ve ever liked in a book ever

this feels like miss pereguine's home for peculiar children but done better

i like linus he’s forty but he’s scrunkly

howl transporting them into the real world is so trippy for no reason

i’m slaying

“she’s my everyday” :(((((((

THE TWISTTTT

i have the urge to just sit down and finish this in one sitting but ap exams :))

ROGER TELLING THE BANK ROBBER TO LET THE OTHER HOSTAGES GO SO HE CAN BUY THE APARTMENT THIS IS SO AMAZINGLY FUNNY

this book has become astronomically better after introducing the hostages

how did i make it ninety percent through this book without realizing the main character is half-filipino