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there’s too many characters to keep track of sigh

twilight mention the sci-fi book?????

i thought nona was the body but i think i just remembered that the body has red hair…? anyways harrowhark girlfriend wya

palamedes and camilla i’ve missed you!!!!

breaking up with her and then handing her an envelope of cash…

this is borderline horror wdym they did it in their place of work after her abusive ex showed up and she told knox about being abused?????

there’s a special place in hell for you elliot ward

this man is her EMPLOYER…. also why does he know that all of his employees’ periods have synced up… i hate you creep

ravi’s voice….. feeling parasocial

"Is it the bisexual part of you that wants to talk about fucking feelings all the time?" I asked. "Or is it the 'I come from a big Lebanese family that knows everything about everybody part that I can blame?" this is how you do exposition everyone! take notes! just state what traits your diverse friend has!

barber fetish…….

i did not need to know that knox had a sez dream about naomi the day after meeting her. especially in his words.

i never want to be in knox’s head again

men written by delusional straight women are so unintentionally funny

this is kinda like gilmore girls if you squint

“‘hi, not fucking dead,’ he said. ‘i’m dad.’”

i fear most of this plot is going over my head but gideon how i’ve missed you!!!

the threesome with god???? the narration suddenly using me???? the camilla judith coronabsth reveal?????

is ortus the first’s real name gideon….. also ianthe has the patience of a saint for putting up with harrow’s brainwashing of herself

love how they waited for harrow to turn eighteen for ortus to try to kill her while she’s naked

gideon is the sleeper???? people are being killed off in a random order in harrow’s (false) memories???? mercy doesn’t recognize ortus’s name?????

realizing this bitch made a deal with ianthe to erase gideon from her memory

“odyssey of memory” iykyk

boom love triangle boom serial killer sending locks of hair

they make poor dean go into the minds of serial killers don’t they

teen fbi employees

bring back insane women!

props to the author for pulling off 2016 sassy female character. it’s as impressive as the world building

HARROWS BACKSTORY????? SHES A LITERAL WAR CRIME??? GIDEON WAS THE REASON HER PARENTS COMMITTED SUICIDE??????