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Yes, yes, as expected, but if she forgives him for it I will have to write the author a strongly worded letter.

Just imagining the other Hunstmen, stuck through this journey having to politely ignore all of ~that~.

>>When you're in a murder forest infested with vampires and your captain is provoking a teenager instead of shutting up, amirite guys???

Please don't let him be an Atlantean who's like hundreds of years old, she's eighteen, I'm preemptively tired.

The Oprah chapter is jarring.

"-I am always out of the way when any thing desirable is going on; always the last of my family to be noticed."

I dearly hope I'm not a Mary.

Sure, she's chompimg down straight from the freezer. Jaws of steel on that woman.

"I’ve never been any kind of athlete or anything, but am I seriously the only person who realizes that infants are the perfect punting shape? If we replaced footballs with babies, I would have been far more successful in high school gym class."

Oh. He's edgy edgy. Got it. I'm preparing myself.

"...thought Gideon, and caught himself with a surprised grimace. One would think it was his affair."
Same, Gideon. Same.

These people have too many names each.

Help I don't know enough English to understand this book, not to mention this character. Can I get some genius.com annotations for this???

Hilarious. What's going on? It's like book 2 is gaslighting me about the events of book 1, but in a fun way. Not me contemplating that I imagined Gideon. "Is this how it happens?" pretty sure it isn't!!