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Hmmm not loving the treatment of the dragons

Love a bitch who's like "I'm gonna fight the gods". Yes, bitch, you are!!!

Oh hell yeah, we're eating the rich baby!

He looks off in a vague direction. "Excuse me, I need to go reform the education system."
I shrink away from his weird outburst. "I didn't go to school."
"I can tell!" he yells over his shoulder while storming to the door.

FINE XIRAN, you got me with that one, that was pretty funny

There’s already a dragon mention!

I’m deeply sorry but onion milk sounds foul

"Penny's dad looks at her, his eyes brimming with emotion. She has her father's eyes."

Well Penny should definitely give her father's eyes back.

Saga Press approving me for one book but not the one I REALLY wanted. Rude, that was pretty fuckin rude

Omg just realized a lot of the books I'm reading currently weren't the books I picked for Cindy's Asian Readathon. RIP my brain lmfao

Omg, I literally have to take a break because I'm so scared and my stomach is in KNOTS

We gotta stop talking about the pencils, I'm gonna hurl

ACTUALLY screaming, crying, and throwing up

My heebies have been jeebied!

Love that knowing I'm going to be moving soon and books are heavy in no way stops me from buying still more books

“Today’s body is skewered through the old church spire, a gray-black whale peeling in fleshy strips. Dead too long for food.”

Whatever happened to hello, how are you, my name is????

The mood reader’s urge to abandon everything I’m currently reading in favor of all new books

WAIT-

Wendyyyyyyy 😭😭😭

Oh no

I am ready and willing to die for Crabigail

Will & Grace joke CLOCKED

Theory: Sam is Imogen’s nephew

Literallyyyyyy toxic positivity