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Only Travis Baldree could have me blushing, grinning, and kicking my feet about two ratkins on a date

Breadley is a hilarious name for a knife

Already hoping a certain husband is dead by the end of this. God PLEASE let that be where this is going, I ask for so little

The dread I have in the pit of my stomach right now. Something is weird about Layne and Denver, they're in cahoots, mark my words!

The inspo for this book was Final Destination, change my mind

Omg that entire chapter was so intense and grotesque

omgggggg naauuurrrr

The way I drag my feet on starting SGJ books like I don’t always immediately love them smh

“His dick has ADHD.”

DELILAH 😂😂

Just going to picture Jesper Idyll as Jared Leto, seems like that’s where this is headed anyway

I really hate it when people refer to other people as "yummy", what are you, a cannibal?

There's nothing wrong with this book per se, it's just very typical

Ok we're finally getting somewhere

This is such a slog, nearly 100 pages in and only 1 mildly interesting thing has happened so far. The characters except for Lily all seem in stasis despite insisting they're changing and growing. Maybe that's the point, I don't know

Wondering when this gets less…dare I say navel gazey?

So much secondhand embarrassment

Author might have slipped in a Where the Dark Stands Still reference but I didn’t read it so I don’t know for sure. Basing this assumption off the US cover of the book

It’s the step queen and Rothbart! Mark my words!

Haha Odile is horny over Marie’s calves

It was the step queen & the regent, in the palace with the poison. Mark my words. Unless I’m wrong lmao