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The step-queen did it. Probably

The way Berkley doesn't even email me anymore when they decline me, I have to go physically look at my Declined Requests on NetGalley lmfao

Decided to play a dangerous game this weekend and not read, despite knowing I have looming ARC deadlines & that I’m moving soon 🙃

A lot of unexpected vegetable work, we’ve already discussed turnips, beets, and now broccoli. Still loving it tho

“He too wears a skull mask, silver instead of gold, and it gleams dully as he pulls the doors open and ushers us inside.”

Papa V Perpetua is that yoooouuu?

“Why should I pity her pain, when she weeps into pillows of the most pristine silk?”

She’s got a point

“It begins as they say: A beautiful girl, pale as the moon, at the edge of the lake in the dark of night. And a sorcier stalking from the shadows, foul-hearted and wicked, with the yellow eyes of an owl and fingertips coated in magic.”

Finally, some good fucking food

A list of characters! Bless

Don’t know if I should read this really slowly and savor it or absolutely demolish it

She can’t read and she’s literally a child bride. I-

The Black queen can’t…read? Someone really wrote this and was like “Yeah that’s fine”. Girl I am praying to GAWD she’s just dyslexic but even then-

FINE, an underwater palace is cool

“because all she wants is to run to Boleyn and bury her face in her gown, where her natural scent would be at its strongest.”

Mmk.

“Only the betrayal of herself and the woman she loves.”

I hate it here, they’ve had MAYBE 3 conversations? What do you mean you love her????

Nothing is happening 🥲

Called it

I absolutely hate giving myself a TBR, nothing makes me want to read less 😩

This would be an ok read but Seymour is super annoying. Stand UP girl

“But Boleyn is not like other queens.”

K.

Soooo that's just it on that? What the fu-?

"I suddenly feel very silly straddling him while going on and on about how much I hate him."

Mhm

"I don't know how Qin Zheng does this live for several hours straight without once stumbling over his words. Practice, I guess. And a tragic lack of people willing to tell him to shut the fuck up."

Truuuuuuue

Honestly sex for subterfuge is kind of a slay, sorryyyyyy

The audacity of both my headphones dying and my place of employment to expecting me to do my job IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS CHAPTER