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"Don't. touch. my. wife."

this is it guys. this is how i end. my heart. sajnsajknjs. thank you chloe.

the opening line bvtch asjnjs
chloe gong>>>

“I hear the crack of his skull before the spattering of blood reaches me.”

:0
Nice 👍🏻

I am become a whore

where's the smut ಠ_ಠ

I've highlighted almost every other word

why tf are the chapter names so weird and have no connection to the chapter?

I'm so bored I want to die

I thought this would be a silly romcom all fluffy and stuff🥺
wasnt expecting chapter 16

“There were two beds in the hotel room.”

Oh no :(
OH NO
OH NO NO NO NO NO

“It doesn’t matter what it says. It’s always one bed.”

You have no idea how much I’m screaming right now
(Internally, ofc)

holy shit my notifs returned

“A good girl’s guide to murder”

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

“How many times have you done this?”
“Zero. But I am familiar with the trope.”
“The . . . what?” ”

LMAO
I’M WHEEZING

“His voice was deep. So deep. Really deep. Dreamy deep.”

Ayo
I get it

What the actual fuck
The entire school?

“You’re late, Ana Banana.”

Ana Banana wtf😂

“Put. The. Shirt. On. Now.”

Take a chill pill bitch
Forcing anyone to do anything doesn’t empower you

“Nonna feared they romanticized demons too much.”

Romanticising demons is okay if the demons are hot

“Three Illyrian warriors,” I said. “The greatest Illyrian warriors. Are having a snowball fight.”

I’m not giggling, you are

“No, Tamlin deserved what he’d brought upon himself, this husk of a life”

Rhys is a sick asshole
He took everything from Tamlin and then he is taunting him with it
Rhys, you idiot, you wouldn’t be breathing now without him

“Cassian had named about two dozen poses for Nesta at this point. Ranging from I Will Eat Your Eyes for Breakfast to I Don’t Want Cassian to Know I’m Reading Smut. ”

Lmao I can’t even—

“From a slumbering, quiet place inside me, the painting name flitted by. Frost and Starlight.”

Oh yes the title
How the f*ck is it related to the book?

Wtf does Feyre paint?

“Your mother was eighteen to your father’s nine hundred”

I am calling the police🐤🔪

“and had nearly sent us crashing into the rooftops like an Illyrian whelp”

Welp—
I need bleach

“Until us. Until now.”

Our feminist icon✨😭

Guys, I made it through chapter 1🤩

“The first snow of winter had begun whipping through Velaris an hour earlier.”

Just when you thought Sarah can’t get any worse, she starts the book with weather🐸
Weather…climate…Prythian…idc

Belle is a bitch