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I ship Belle and Chiamaka ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kieran reads
I repeat
KIERAN READS

I need a lifetime to learn to pronounce the names correctly

The fact that we all will grow old and become pedophiles simping over a 17 year old boy called Will Herondale—

“An argument for the theoretical feasibility of the existence of ExtraOrdinary people, deriving from laws of biology, chemistry, and psychology.”

Excuse me WHAT

Legend is Legendary

Hawthorn House has multiple libraries in it and I barely have a bookshelf

Nash and Libby shippp

You have one chance to name a child and you name it ‘Telegonus‘

I don’t blame Circe for turning those men into pigs. That’s how those men are on the inside. Embrace your true self

Hermes and Circe WHAT

2019, 2020, 2021, 2022
Wait wait wait rewind rewind idk what happened

Prometheus, reading this book from his palace where it states that his punishment was being whipped by a fury: iS mY LiVeR a JoKe tO YoU

Tessa deserves neither Jem nor Will

“…Magnus thought. That, and his weakness for blue eyes.”

Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh

~Malec~

“Love Potions? For Will ‘erondale? ‘Tain’t my way to turn down payment, but any man who looks like you ‘as got no need of love potions, and that’s a fact.”

Truer words were never spoken lmao
JUST FACTS✨

“It stops here. With me and you. It ends with us.”

I’m happier than ever that It Ends with Us has ended :D

Hallo, my name is Rylee with an E! My parents are nuts ✨

“Lily’s a girl. She wants a real wedding with flowers and bridesmaids and shit.”

And here I thought at least Alyssa had brains :)

Fake…cry?
He gave you a gift and you fake cry?
💀

“I’ll be like you, Ellen.”

Rude and obnoxious?

Lily Blossom Bloom

Literally wtf😂

“I’m basically driven by a mixture of caffeine and familial guilt”

Did I write this book or something…like why is this so me😭

It’s not news. I’ve been a shit my whole life.

He who shall not be named finally says the first truth of his entire shitty life👏🏻👏🏻

Kit darling, let’s get one thing straight, you’re not

Do you know how much a body can weigh when it falls into your arms, helpless? Multiply it by three. Nina carried it all. All of the weight, in her arms, on her back.

Excuse me while I go sob in the corner

Mick married again, shortly after he divorced Veronica. The biggest star in Hollywood. It was a huge scandal, the talk of the town when they had it annulled the next day.

I totally do not know who this person is🤓

Mick Riva? More like Dick Riva

Apparently, at the party back in 1980, Doug Tucker, the new head of Sunset Studios, got plastered and told everyone that he had proof Celia St. James was gay.

Umm who tf?!
I know a dog named Tucker on YouTube lmao

Okay Mick Riva sucks for wanting Evelyn only for her body
But the main reason he sucks is for naming his kid ‘Hud’
Like wtf?!
Hud rhymes with mud👀