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i can't believe how fast i'm reading this?? i'm not a fast reader at all and i read 130 pages in a day?? i'm eating it UP

"The man nodded in friendly understanding. He had the largest penis that Aurienne had ever seen. It nodded, too. Mordaunt steered Aurienne towards the rightmost corridor. The penis all but waved goodbye at them."
omg 🤣😭😭 this book is so ridiculous

ok but why am i absolutely eating this up??? me?? a ROMANCE??

“The air around the entrance smelt of snake piss.”
snakes pee? 🧐

the male narrator literally sounds like an ai version of gale from bg3

great start!! i'm really enjoying the writing, and Lucy is so relatable. i, too, go home and play video games after forcing myself to socialize

main character is a possessed doll on a mission to get revenge on her murderer?? yes please

i’m not even kidding that this book is semi curing my fear of spiders

if this doesn't have a happy ending i'm gonna scream

i am on the EDGE OF MY SEAT!! i need to know what’s gonna happen omg

idk what it is about this book, things keep happening that aren't *that* crazy or unexpected, but they surprise me anyway!! maybe it's just a testament to Johanna van Veen's writing, she's able to surprise me even with things that aren't that surprising

the cheek, the nerve, the gall, the audacity and the gumption of this man to propose right now

this is basically wuthering heights but with body horror. i truly never know where this book is going next