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y’all better not tell me victor goes all lannister on elizabeth

i’m not sure if i want robert to toss victor off the boat. friend or foe? we shall see ...

it’s not what enters men’s mouths that’s evil. it’s what comes out of their mouths that is.

tonight i started thinking “abby can solve cases via dreams now?” and feeling thrown from the story for that choice, to thinking “get that condor girl!” to “oh shit abby :(“

i can’t believe i feel for everyone in this book.

“do dogs go to heaven?”
“no.” [...] “heaven is for redeemed sinners. dogs don’t need it. they spend their whole lives in heaven.”

abby williams is veronica mars, minus the pony obsession.

brent and misha are giving me creepy vibes ... what’s your deal, hottie and tryhard?

some of the situations described about abby’s high school experience remind me of why i hated school.

i’m also not sure who to root for. brent? condor? hmm 🤔

there are moments where i feel like abby is a bit try-hard in her descriptions. i still find it hard to put the book down though.

i’m hooked. sometimes i can hear jessica jones, but abby lacks the hard, uncaring, and really brutal edge. she reminds me more of veronica mars. i’m impressed so far. i want to know what happened to kaycee.

they should’ve thrown aunt josephine overboard.

they should’ve thrown aunt josephine overboard.

CURDLED CAVE AND THE RETURN OF THE WRONG ITS

this one has always been my favourite part in the movie and in the netflix series. while it is a bit repetitive that no adult believes the children and olaf always finds them, this one is easier to get through than REPTILE. it’s probably bc i learn grammar along the way lol.

where do i begin?

celaena didn’t once think perhaps her wine could be poisoned, despite poison being a test ...

the fight was gratituously graphic, which didn’t suck except for the fact i know it’ll be used as fodder for hurt/comfort between celaena and ... someone

dorian loves her???

how does she have people wanting to protect her? she’s horrible!

shit finally got real ... then it got slow again.

celaena doesn’t deserve nehemia’s friendship. all i want to know is when this book will end?!

i have two things to say:

1. goldie is NOT a stupid name for a dog. “fleetfoot” IS.

2. “the world’s most notorious assassin” doesn’t exist in this book, bc celaena is an IDIOT.

i have two things to say:

1. goldie is NOT a stupid name for a dog. “fleetfoot” IS.

2. “the world’s most notorious assassin” doesn’t exist in this book, bc celaena is an IDIOT.