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please tell me nothing bad happens to the quagmires

i’m ngl, these books so far only prove how shitty men are. hee hee hee.

phil: gets his leg cut off and is optimistic about it

he’s life goals

charles for president of 🍑

ew, gum for lunch. i’d rather eat sand.

they don’t know that we know that they know that we don’t know that they know we don’t know what they don’t know that we know foreman flacutono unscrambles to foreman count olaf, you know?

(i’m so proud i figured this out for myself, sh)

i’m so glad we are going to have a book where the baudelaires are safe and far, far away from count olaf ...

victor: i’m not so selfish

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rip elizabeth. it should’ve been victor, then maybe i wouldn’t have to read about how sorry he is for his miserable and victimised self.

i cannot believe elizabeth married this dinkhead

i wish they’d convicted victor of being a melodramatic, selfish ash-hole.

justice for selfless and caring henry.

wah wah wah my life sucks i can’t enjoy anything why is the monster so mean

poor victor

victor: oh poor me, boo hoo, i’m so emo, the monster is so meeeeean!!!!

me: suck it up, princess

the monster would have better luck on married at first sight than getting daddy-o vicky making him a girlfriend

tl;dr: even though the monster wore pink on wednesdays, no one would let him sit at their table ... so he’s chosen murder is acceptable. ok, i can respect that.

is this a crossover with the neverending story? because the monster is literally telling a neverending story.

monster’s otp is felix/safie. i hope the next chapter talks to his tumblr (“fuckyeahfelixsafie”)

the monster is still talking

the monster brought wood and cleared snow for and from some random’s place because he was enamoured by them and didn’t want them to be sad. what has victor done? crush on his cousin and nothing else!

so the monster telling victor about his life story is just proof that victor is the worst father alive. the monster taught himself to speak eloquently and identify what wood, grass, etc. was.

shame on you, victor! you are deplorable.

so, the monster being away from victor worked in his favour. he can speak pretty well and he’s compassionate. must get it from his mother.

victor: i’m so sad, i’m so guilty!

me: yeah bitch you are. say it louder to the people in the back that ya basic and cancelled!

victor sucks. why can’t we have elizabeth’s pov? she actually has balls.

rip justine you deserved better

i told you guys victor should’ve had his monster check in on facebook every day. I TOLD YOU. justice for this william dude.

i told you guys victor should’ve had his monster check in on facebook every day. I TOLD YOU. justice for this william dude.

it’s stressing me out that he’s not worried about where the monster is. is he fed? is he clothed? has he made friends? worst father ever.

so victor creates the monster and then runs away, falls ill for months, and leaves the monster wandering around doing whatever monsters do.

i’m glad he doesn’t own a dog. he’d be terrible.

this bitch is torturing animals! 😡😡

the passage about his mother’s death made me so sad ... even though this was written in a different era, i felt that grief. beautifully written.

in another vein, victor meeting this professor dude has screwed him over big time.

“it is sad trash”

one of the few lines i understood in this chapter