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my digital book for day shifts so my manager can’t see me reading heh

our bad: i stopped engaging with classic literature to binge read semantic error (how unusually gay of me), and raski-boy (no, i cannot say or spell any of their names) killed two people

the tears dried on my face and now im
sticky

yes, i am aware of the allegations; no, i was not aware when i started reading. impeccable timing on my part

i’m too squeamish for 6 pages of pulling an otherworldly worm out of one’s foot

i struggle to find a redeeming feature of this book. just read the 1-star review by Hannah and call it a day

if i imagine writing a book during my life, i imagine that that book would feel something like this

oh.

preemptively heartbroken

oh.