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“If any male lays a finger on you, I will raze this entire village to the fucking ground. Do not test me, Barbi. You called me a villain. Then for you, a villain I will become. One finger, Barbi. One finger, and all those lives will be forfeited.”

All men do is give mixed signals and lie🙄

THE WAY MY HEART DROPPED😟
there better be some good grovelling for this-

“Do you know there are hundreds of forums making fun of books where the heroine is a young and innocent human and the hero is a hundred-year-old supernatural baddie? In our case, you’re thirteen thousand years old—even worse. You’re basically robbing the cradle, Nykander.”😭😭😭

So it’s the “she’s the reincarnation of his past lover” trope again?😟

The fun begins!🤭🤭

This shit is so unserious “Main character energy my ass. More like class clown energy by the way things are going.” 😭😭😭

This has the same energy as “and then everyone clapped”

pls be good🙏

I’m sorry but I giggled

Can someone smack some sense into him?

Someone put this man out of his misery 😭😭😭

Adorable!!!!

PREACHHH

✨MISCOMMUNICATION✨

I’m curious to see how the author is going to pull this off without making it weird

Yeah, she had it coming, she’s tdtl.

Yeah, she had it coming, she’s tdtl.

WHY is he such an ass?

Genius. Telling the girl you like she needs therapy and then being confused why she’s mad😭😭

I need to study but I need to read this book more than I need air to breathe

I love this grouchy asshole

THE AUDACITY

BROTHER EUGHHHH Andrew needs to bathe in bleach

Professor Sullivan can get ITTT

Wasn’t expecting to see mother hen Andrew but here we are