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"Alice opened the door and found that it led into a small
passage, not much larger than a rat-hole: she knelt down and
looked along the passage into the loveliest garden you ever
saw."

I can literally picture the 1999 television Wonderland rendition and even as an adult I'm always like "so pretty!"

"(Alice had no idea what Latitude was, or Longitude either, but thought they were nice grand words to say.)"

Same Alice, same.

"First, she tried to look down and make out what she was coming to,
but it was too dark to see anything;"

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.

"burning with curiosity, she ran across the field after it,..."

So, Alice's sister is like "I guess we're done with the reading today?" I think I've realized today for the first time that Alice was with someone else in the opening chapter.

"but when the Rabbit actually took a watch out of its waistcoat-pocket,"

I love how Alice is probably sitting here like "nah, not that weird that I'm seeing a rabbit-HOLY SHIT IT HAS A POCKET WATCH!"

" once or twice, she had peeped into the book her sister was reading..."

I love love love the use of the word peep here. It sounds so much more whimsical as opposed to "she looked in the book."

Doing a re-read of one of my favorite classics!

Ah, based on this hand description this is an old woman. Gotcha.

Yeah lady you’re still very married! Carol needs to speak up and remind her of this fact.

I’m glad she was honest about being married. Dead mom or not, cheating is wrong.

I definitely feel for Katy in her grief. I just couldn’t imagine wanting to be totally and completely alone, I’d want someone weather my grief with. I feel for her husband.

Okay I love her dad’s nickname for her. Al-Pal that’s a good one.

WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW

Fuck yeah Elain! 👌🏻👌🏻

Yasssss I love how they have three baddies to help them destroy the other side.

This is giving Mirror of Erised vibes from Harry Potter!

Tamlin to the rescue!!

Oh hot damn.

Heathcliff is forcing Linton to date Cathy...so he can remain in control of assets like Wuthering Heights etc?

Is it possible for Heathcliff to hate his son even more lol. This boy can do no right in his eyes.