Alice Irene > Recent Status Updates

Pretty sure I wouldn’t be able to not read a book while working in a bookstore.

Ah, is she going to write a story for herself?

Holy shit that stand up routine was brutal. I don’t blame Gabby for one minute of tossing that man to the curb.

Hold on, I’m not getting why she’s mad here. He said he was sorry.

Bruh, why is SHE mad? She told him specifically this was not a date.

This book is charming so far. I like each of the chapter titles.

Okay, Madeline’s library sounds like a dream. My goal is to have a home with a library in it one day.

Ugh, now I wanna go to a shop where book binding happens. It sounds very cool.

I’m literally appalled at the prices she’s charging. I wanna find love just as much as the next person but not for $1,000.00 a pop!

I have a guess about something. Let’s see if I’m right.

Ah, I think I’ve picked up on something here.

I’m getting bad vibes.

What does he have on her? That’s gotta be what this is, plain old fashioned blackmail.

All of her talk of deals at estate sales makes me want to go to one now 😂😅

Dying in a house fire, Jesus. What a way to go.

“This is the man who broke my heart, after all, and even though he’d been a boy when he did, I’m here tonight to make sure it’s the man he’s become who will regret it.”

Damn. Buckle up.

Okay I’m not gonna lie her grand gesture is pretty romantic. ♥️

And there it is.

Things are going well…a little too well if you ask me. What’s the catch here?

Phew *wipes brow* I thought maybe Conner was going to be a scumbag and force himself on Drew. Glad to see that didn’t happen.

Holy cow. That was spicy.

*feigns innocence*

Oh no, my car has broken down and now we have to spend the night in a hotel together! 😉😉😉😉

Ugh I wish this man was real, he is 1000% romantic as hell.

My heart just exploded. He is adorable.

Okay, this book is so cute so far!

“I’m the poor version of Kim Kardashian, ugly crier.”

BAHAHAHAHAHA.