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BRUH LMFAO why did she just run away from the car?? and at the INTERSECTION?! please the license plate will be tracked😂

l love Naomi, but this has got to be the dumbest thing by far. Why would you give away your car?!

“I'm getting my god-damn lemon cake and your mom is uninvited to the wedding. Roundhouse kick.
I'm wearing a tuxedo and we're eloping. Jab to the throat.
We're never naming our daughter after Deborah. High kick.
I haven't flossed in a year. Uppercut. Your dad goes to brothels.”
LMFAOO I LOVE THIS FOR HER 😭

pissed me off in 100 different ways in less than two pages….

“The King of Ragtime was a hurricane, and somehow she'd forgotten to close one of her windows.
She'd have to be more careful, next time.”

:))

in LOVE with this writing!!

"That's all right," calls Hephaestus to the shadowed figure. "Just let yourself right in."
"I always do."
At the sound of the voice, Apollo and Ares freeze.
The new arrival glides down the corridor as noiselessly as a cat.
His dark clothing calls to mind an undertaker.”

HADES HADES HADES!!!

“I don’t call it cruelty. I do not apologize.”

“Lover of thorns”
i will never get over the excitement i feel when i get to the part of the book where it says the books title :)

“Woman of day, you waited for me.”

“Prince of night, you’ve come back to me—your head intact.”

they remind me of jamie and claire 🥺

“I will conquer kingdoms for you if you but ask it of me, Ildiko.”
AHHHHHH

“Welcome to my kingdom, Ildiko of the Kai.”

he changed it to his kingdom now 🥺

“Theirs was an agreement based on the beginnings of friendship, respect and an intuitive understanding of each other that still left him slack-jawed with amazement”

love this :))

so so good already

“That’s my girl.”
“I am?”
“The only one,” he said

i’m going to kms, why am i crying sm?!?

diana diana diana 🥺

“Everyone telling me I looked greatly recently only made me really self-conscious about what they used to think of me before. ”

THISSSS !!!!

“You haven’t left me when I needed you. Why wouldn’t I do the same for you?”

i’m not doing so well 😫🥺