Status Updates From Night of the Avenging Blowf...

"I wanted her to knock me to the floor and hold her mouth against mine until her breath came out my ears." (299)

"'I don't think an animal rights activist would like a dolphin carved out of whalebone.'

'But it is pretty,' I said, trying to cheer him up. 'Maybe you could tell her it's a dolphin carved out of a poacher.'" (291)

"Yamato stayed in a hotel at the hospital and visited me several times a day, always bringing me a French newspaper I couldn't read so he could hold it in front of me and say, 'And the top story of the day…is something else we can't understand.'" (291)

"There was nothing intrinsically peaceful about people who believed everyone should abide by their brand of morality" (222)

"'That means [the president] already believes in the paranormal.'

'Of course he does. That's why he believes that raising taxes on the poor will give them more money, because they'll be inspired to look for new jobs that aren't there to pay the new taxes on the income they don't have.'" (209)

"We urge you to consider this, and advise you that to dismiss us could result in dramatic consequences from the devoted members of Animad.
Seethingly,
L.D. Krite

...'Seethingly?' I wondered." (199)