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‘Listen, bud,’ said Ford,’ if I had one Altairian dollar for every time I heard one bit of the Universe look at another bit of the Universe and say ”That’s terrible” I wouldn’t be sitting here like a lemon, looking for gin. But I haven’t and I am.’

“This man is the bee’s knees, Arthur, he is the wasp’s nipples. He is, I would go so far to say, the entire set of erogenous zones of every major flying insect of the Western world.“

“The universe, as has been observed before, is an unsettlingly big place, a fact which, for the sake of a quiet life, most people tend to ignore.”