Status Updates From Bloom

Abattoir. That’s a new word I learned from this and god I’m scared to go further. The tension build up is amazing, I loved how the last chapter just ended with “Ah- fuck” it really shows how despite Ro’s romanticisation of this whole love story there’s still a sense of logic within her (thank god). Man imagine finding out your lover has a secret slaughter house in her basement. That’s crazy

““Only now does Ro realize she has slept with a woman with no last name, a woman who doesn’t seem to exist.”

ONLY NOW????? See this is the problem with people who read too much or are too romantic; they’re utterly too oblivious to the world around them to realise their situation until it’s too late because they’re so blinded by the fairies and magic all around them (I’m one of those ppl sometimes)

THEY KISSED

idk im just not enjoying the main character🫣

Can’t work out whether the narrator has ruined this or the MC is meant to be this insufferable 😆