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Bobby Ingram
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Daily Pratchett:
‘Then you’ve never heard of the Amazon warriors of Samothrip? The most fearsome fighting force for hundreds of years. All women! Absolutely merciless in battle! They were deadly with the longbow, although in order to get maximum draw they had to cut off one of their, um...er...I say, you ladies haven’t been cutting off your, um, er...’
‘No, we haven’t cut off any um ers, sir. Only hair.’
— Jul 12, 2026 07:19AM
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‘Then you’ve never heard of the Amazon warriors of Samothrip? The most fearsome fighting force for hundreds of years. All women! Absolutely merciless in battle! They were deadly with the longbow, although in order to get maximum draw they had to cut off one of their, um...er...I say, you ladies haven’t been cutting off your, um, er...’
‘No, we haven’t cut off any um ers, sir. Only hair.’
Bobby Ingram
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Daily Pratchett:
‘But Lieutenant Blouse—’
‘The rupert should stick to sums. He thinks he’s a soldier. Never walked on a battlefield in his life. All that rubbish he gave your man was death-or-glory stuff. And I’ll tell you, Perks, I’ve seen Death more often than I care to remember, but I’ve never clapped eyes on Glory.
— Jul 10, 2026 11:07AM
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‘But Lieutenant Blouse—’
‘The rupert should stick to sums. He thinks he’s a soldier. Never walked on a battlefield in his life. All that rubbish he gave your man was death-or-glory stuff. And I’ll tell you, Perks, I’ve seen Death more often than I care to remember, but I’ve never clapped eyes on Glory.
