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Pariza Cheema
is 57% done
did henry just masturbate over angelica having a wee in the trees?!!!???!
— 1 hour, 37 min ago
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Pariza Cheema
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i love how carpenter is name dropping sleeping with whitman again pahaha
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Pariza Cheema
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don’t bring shame onto this house… oh catherine wait till you find out about his book
— 22 hours, 56 min ago
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Rachel Pittman-Coco
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Author’s style makes it slightly hard to follow who is saying what at times
Starting with a wet dream was a crazy character intro for John
— Feb 25, 2026 04:46PM
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Starting with a wet dream was a crazy character intro for John
Pariza Cheema
is 28% done
why does jack sound like severus snape pahahaha
— Feb 25, 2026 09:20AM
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Pariza Cheema
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carpenter loved name dropping that he’d spent the night with whitman
— Feb 25, 2026 09:20AM
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Pariza Cheema
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henry fantasises about women urinating???!!! what is it with this book and its obsession with urinating ?!? go piss girl
— Feb 25, 2026 12:45AM
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Pariza Cheema
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omg he’s gonna have an enemies to lovers arc with angelica
— Feb 25, 2026 12:44AM
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Pariza Cheema
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oh dear henry’s third wheeling his own honeymoon
— Feb 25, 2026 12:43AM
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Pariza Cheema
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he’s in love already?! they’ve only met twice
— Feb 25, 2026 12:43AM
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Pariza Cheema
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i do not want to listen about him urinating
— Feb 25, 2026 12:43AM
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