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did henry just masturbate over angelica having a wee in the trees?!!!???!

i love how carpenter is name dropping sleeping with whitman again pahaha

don’t bring shame onto this house… oh catherine wait till you find out about his book

his two round GLOBES?!!!!!!

why does jack sound like severus snape pahahaha

carpenter loved name dropping that he’d spent the night with whitman

henry fantasises about women urinating???!!! what is it with this book and its obsession with urinating ?!? go piss girl

omg he’s gonna have an enemies to lovers arc with angelica

oh dear henry’s third wheeling his own honeymoon

he’s in love already?! they’ve only met twice