Status Updates From O Feiticeiro de Oz

Could the Winkies not have given them a golden compass or something? I mean really.

Not the Scarecrow and Tin Woodman being cool with how the monkey’s mutilated them.

Wow, a Winged Monkey enslavement backstory was not on my Wizard of Oz bingo card. I can’t believe I forgot all of this.

All the boys being too ugly and stupid for Gayelette XD Is the current Witch of the North descended from her and Quelala?

You’re telling me that the Winkies worked on the Tin Woodman for THREE DAYS and not once during the interim Dorothy and the Lion thought they might try to save the Scarecrow. Dorothy sheds so many tears for the Tin Woodman, but scarcely a thought for the Scarecrow. How unjust. Only the Tin Woodman seems to care about his boo.

Is Winkie country yellow because of all the gold them seem to have? It literally glows?

I just like how the Wicked Witch of the West is lauded as one the best film villains and or best protagonists in musical theatre and yet she dies in the same chapter she is introduced.