Status Updates From A Little Less Conversation

I should warn you guys that I'm starting this story slightly pissed off.

..." she’s ready for a little less conversation…and a helluva lot more body language."

SERIOUSLY? Who combines Elvis and Ursula? WHO???

Okay no I'm lying I'm actually mildly amused here. Let's see how it goes.

Are these two for real? Good God, what idiots.

So he's a man-whore who wants to be taken seriously and have a real relationship with Prissy-pot. Prissy-pot wants to have a wild sexual encounter with the studmuffin she's always heard he is. I could probably write the rest of this book, but hey, it's fun reading. ;)