Status Updates From 2 States: The Story of My M...

at least he got the Iyengar vs Iyer rivalry somewhat right

what do you mean the corporate bank presentation you’re making for a 60 something uncle is going to play Mandy Moore’s “I wanna be with you” at the ending slide. WHAT IS THIS BOOK

All the ladies in the room had a mini orgasm. Marble flooring is to a Punjabi what a foreign degree is to a Tamilian.

There is certainly something wrong with Bhagat, how does one come up with such sentences. Truly a marvel to mankind.

And I have Bala and loser flatmates and a psycho landlord and horrible sambhar smells everywhere in this city.

ananya yaar, break up with this douche

”How is she a nice girl if she is roaming around with you?” Mr Punnu asked.
He had a valid point. I decided to change the topic.

For someone who acts like his intellect is above it, Chetan Bhagat certainly has the mentality of that one distant uncle in your family who is a fan of purity culture but refuses to follow it.

curd rice slander is NOT appreciated. That dish comes straight from god’s hands.

this man CANNOT write a female character AT ALL

The only correct stereotype in this book is that every tamilian mother owns a magenta with gold kanjivaram sari (and it looks gorgeous, i hope i never cross paths with anyone like the mmc and his racist arse)

goodness, if you’re going to talk about wanting a girl at least yearn your heart out rather than monologuing like a bloody creep

”Why would any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It’s like sitting in a racing car but not driving it. Only wimps do that.”

🫪 i’m sorry but WHATTTT. considering the fact that this is based of the author’s own love story, i have QUESTIONS

I know this book was published in 2009 but in my experience, the IIMA canteen isn’t bad at all 🤓👆

(My apologies about the 828473992 updates to come, I feel alive)

Do you South Indians even
know what emotions are all about?’

CACKLING i’m just at the prologue and there’s so much unwarranted south indian slander, muttal

for reference, me and chetan bhagat have beef which he doesn’t know exists