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Abigail Burdett
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I’m reading about Grendel’s arm being chomped off and then suddenly about some foreign chick named Queen Modthryn and then about Grendel’s arm again.
— 6 minutes ago
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Leonardo
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Victory lap part two. I didn’t realize Grendel had a dragon-skin purse.
— 22 hours, 24 min ago
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Max
is 57% done
Bro, Beowulf didn't give a shit, but he didn't want to be reclassified as MIA, so he decided to fillet Grendel's mother.
— Mar 04, 2026 09:51AM
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Christy
is 75% done
Had to find an audiobook. The Seamus Heaney version is SO much better...
— Mar 03, 2026 05:30PM
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