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Marissa
is 91% done
I feel like I just rewatched secret lives of Mormon wives s4 rn for how dramatic they are about each other
— 18 hours, 6 min ago
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Marissa
is 65% done
I just hate it when my b*tch wife makes my mistress (who happens to be her sister) move out because everyone knows we’re banging! How evil of her!
— 19 hours, 8 min ago
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Marissa
is 60% done
And that means she doesn’t have to do a thing around the house?! Yes complications for me for sure
— 19 hours, 16 min ago
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Marissa
is 59% done
Gonna start telling everyone I have “complications”
— 19 hours, 18 min ago
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Marissa
is 53% done
A tragedy knowing you have to see your wife the next day when her sister is RIGHT THERE
— 19 hours, 30 min ago
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Marissa
is 36% done
This book is dedicated to all you old women of 35
— 20 hours, 0 min ago
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