Status Update

Marissa is 91% done

I feel like I just rewatched secret lives of Mormon wives s4 rn for how dramatic they are about each other

— 11 hours, 50 min ago

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Marissa’s Previous Updates

Marissa is 79% done

Rip zeena you would’ve loved Amazon prime

— 12 hours, 27 min ago

Marissa is 65% done

I just hate it when my b*tch wife makes my mistress (who happens to be her sister) move out because everyone knows we’re banging! How evil of her!

— 12 hours, 52 min ago

Marissa is 60% done

And that means she doesn’t have to do a thing around the house?! Yes complications for me for sure

— 13 hours, 0 min ago

Marissa is 59% done

Gonna start telling everyone I have “complications”

— 13 hours, 2 min ago

Marissa is 53% done

A tragedy knowing you have to see your wife the next day when her sister is RIGHT THERE

— 13 hours, 14 min ago

Marissa is 36% done

This book is dedicated to all you old women of 35

— 13 hours, 44 min ago

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