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Marissa
is 91% done
I feel like I just rewatched secret lives of Mormon wives s4 rn for how dramatic they are about each other
— 9 hours, 52 min ago
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Marissa
is 65% done
I just hate it when my b*tch wife makes my mistress (who happens to be her sister) move out because everyone knows we’re banging! How evil of her!
— 10 hours, 53 min ago
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Marissa
is 60% done
And that means she doesn’t have to do a thing around the house?! Yes complications for me for sure
— 11 hours, 1 min ago
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Marissa
is 59% done
Gonna start telling everyone I have “complications”
— 11 hours, 3 min ago
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Marissa
is 53% done
A tragedy knowing you have to see your wife the next day when her sister is RIGHT THERE
— 11 hours, 15 min ago
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Marissa
is 36% done
This book is dedicated to all you old women of 35
— 11 hours, 45 min ago
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